The Orientation Detector

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, the orientation detector!! hahaha. Give it a spin.
Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian/gay and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi.


http://lovegirls.co.uk/content/articles/rightbrainleftbraintest.gif
(I can't get the stupid picture to spin. Go to that URL to see.)


It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe


RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning? Good luck!

p/s: Well, apparent I can make it turn both ways. hahaha! You should know what I mean by now. lol.